People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with ‘a common purpose.’ Because pretty soon they have hats and armbands, and fight songs, and a list of people they’re going to visit at 3:00AM. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes if you’re really looking.
—George Carlin (via greatauthorquotes)❞
Dylan, my 12 year old brother (via tinyblue)
- me at night: Why do we exist? What's the meaning of life? How's the stock market? I bet we could find the cure to cancer or AIDS if we did that. What would I do during the zombie apocalypse? If the country is taken over, what will I do and where am I going to go? If we did this, we could save a bunch of people in Africa. Are there aliens? How did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
- me during day: How do you spell “dog”? Did I remember to eat breakfast?